Dear MSFT, your stock is quite turbulent; better get on those manual controls

Microsoft has applied the name "Copilot" to 78 separately marketed products and tools. There are now Copilots inside Copilots, Copilots for other Copilots, and a physical Copilot key on your keyboard for summoning them.

https://teybannerman.com/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

#microsoft #ai #copilot

@mountdiscovery
Seems very apropos of the whole "AI" boondoggle. Kerfuffle? Cluster...?

I'm sure our calls for betterment are Very Important to them.

LeSigh.