Mastodawn

"You stole the prince's bejewelled crystal eggs?! Why would you do such thing?"

"Boredom. The queen's holiday speech was going on forever, so I sneaked round the back of the hall. The eggs were on display and unguarded."

Loud shouts startled us.

"We'd better run, the guards are coming, and they don't sound happy. This isn't what I meant by joining the Easter egg hunt!"