🐱‍💻 Imagine a world where automating your life's #mediocrity is just a "Claude" away! 🤖 Dive into this labyrinthine attempt to make tech sound cool by overloading you with dull #jargon and features you'll never use. Spoiler alert: it's as thrilling as watching paint dry, but with more tabs. 🙄
https://code.claude.com/docs/en/routines #techhumor #automation #innovation #boredom #HackerNews #ngated
Automate work with routines - Claude Code Docs

Put Claude Code on autopilot. Define routines that run on a schedule, trigger on API calls, or react to GitHub events from Anthropic-managed cloud infrastructure.

Claude Code Docs

The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out.
-- Voltaire

#Wisdom #Quotes #Voltaire #Boredom #Communication

#Photography #Panorama #BartolomeIsland #PinnacleRock #Galapagos

🌊❄️ Ah, the riveting tale of slightly different water temperatures over a mere **41 years**—because nothing screams "must watch" like watching the ocean do basically nothing. 🌡️🚫 And they say watching paint dry is boring; clearly, they haven't seen this! 🤦‍♂️💤
https://ssta.willhelps.org #oceanwatching #watertemperature #boredom #41years #sciencehumor #climatechange #HackerNews #ngated
Sea Surface Temperature Anomalies Timelapse

The detective answered the door. "Ah, lad. How was the safety induction?"

The rookie flopped into a chair. "I nearly died!"

"Of #boredom?"

"No. They decided to spice things up with practical exercises." He shuddered.

#MastoPrompt #MicroFiction

With her in my life
there's never a dull moment
her zest makes all clear

#Mastoprompt
#boredom
#dailyhaikuprompt
#misty

#haiku
#senryu
#poetry
#SmallPoems
#writing
#photography

@stevencudahy
@dailyhaikuprompt

Enjoying free Life - Aobram's friend

#TimeTravelingGhost EP 8: Post 89: 2025 Arkham 2 of 2

#Wss366 Rabbit / Easter #MastoPrompt Boredom #TimeTravelAuthors 04/5. Games in your story

[Continued from previous post]

Once I was out of sight, I whispered, “We need to head Ms. Dubois off before they learn about the letter cache. Be ready to time-trip if the #rabbits spot us.”

It didn’t come to that. The rabbits were focused on the professor.

We were also fortunate that the path the professor was on curved down into a ravine and then backtracked to the statue. That meant we could dive straight through the woods using an unofficial trail. The extra time allowed us to be cautious.

Periodically, we glimpsed ICE-nine uniforms and hid. It was a grim game of hide-and-seek. It kept #boredom at bay but was nowhere near as fun as playing pinochle or bezique with Emily.

While on our way, I came up with a plan and manifested a loose-fitting trench coat, fedora, and surgical mask. I also doused myself with Old Clipper cologne to hide any unique smells. Sus, I am sure, but I figured in the dim light I would pass as a man, someone clearly not Henrietta Bijou.

I was ready by the time we stumbled out of the ravine onto the path. I leaned against a tree, panting. A new idea occurred to me, and I hurriedly manifested an empty bottle of cheap vodka. Then I waited for my living counterpart to arrive. As she drew near, she moved to the far side of the trail. Yeah, I was suspicious, definitely creepy.

A look of terror came over Ms. Dubois’ face as I lurched across the trail. “Flee! The rabbits are on to you,” I whispered. Finished, I staggered away, dropping the liquor bottle. Lurching explained.

To my relief, the professor turned back, hurrying in the direction she had come from.

I turned in the other way and rushed to the tree to fetch the notes that were already there.

Emily drifted up as I shoved the papers into a pocket of my coat. “That was a plucky move,” she said.

Bezique

#TootFic #MicroFiction #NMFic #TimeTravel #HistoricalFantasy #UrbanFantasy #Mythpunk #Serial #Slowburn #Yuri

Bezique - Wikipedia

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"You stole the prince's bejewelled crystal eggs?! Why would you do such thing?"

"Boredom. The queen's holiday speech was going on forever, so I sneaked round the back of the hall. The eggs were on display and unguarded."

Loud shouts startled us.

"We'd better run, the guards are coming, and they don't sound happy. This isn't what I meant by joining the Easter egg hunt!"

#MicroFiction #MastoPrompt #boredom

The #MastoPrompt for Sunday 5 April 2026 is:

#boredom

The poem or story can include the prompt word or be about the prompt word.

@ me, if you like, or just include the #MastoPrompt tag (to allow people to follow or filter their feeds), or keep your work to yourself - all the options are good as long as you're writing.

If you're including an image please do include alt-text if you’re able to.

#Writing #SmallPoems #Poetry #Fiction #MicroFiction #SmallStories