James Gleick
“Experts are dubious.”
Apr 5 at 8:23amWeb
Show threadSantiago, né ?  👾1d ago
@gleick Given the state of journalism in 2026 I assume they consulted waffle experts.
Show threadTito Swineflu1d ago
@gleick If there's a department of the government whose sole responsibility is to check on reports of fast-food teleportation, sign me up.
Show threadHans-Cees 🌳🌳🤢🦋🐈🐈🍋🍋🐝🐜1d ago
@gleick whom did they ask as an "expert on teleportation " exactly?
Show threadJoe Cooper 🇺🇦 🍉1d ago
@gleick the Times Waffle House desk has all the best paranormal experts on speed dial.
Show threadjwz1d ago
@swelljoe @gleick Could have ended this sentence one word earlier.
Show threadI AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑‍🔥1d ago
@gleick Occam would suggest "Alcoholic Blackout" as the real answer. Some people teleport into the bed of their ex, or teleport into an alley... he just found himself in a Waffle House.
Show threadtripleman, a 🇨🇦 in 🇩🇪1d ago
@gleick Waffle experts or teleportation experts?
Show threadLazy B0y1d ago

@tripleman

i only take advice from expert experts!

@gleick

Show threadluca1d ago
@gleick Words from the experts are always relevant. I just wonder if teleportation experts wear tin foil hats, to avoid inadvertent teleportation.
Show threadmicroplastic1d ago
@gleick the current state of the discourse is so magical
Show threadRFanciola1d ago
@gleick 😂😂😂
Show threadrobloblaw1d ago
@gleick
For your safety, do not argue with waffle house experts.
Show threadGLC23h ago

@gleick

Biased. Should be "Some Experts are Dubious."

The Times is thinking this is tongue in cheek, as they don't recall anything else they've written lately.

Show threadMFTech10h ago

@gleick

I’ve had enough of govt by Bubba. Can we go back to being governed by “elites”?