I need stupid massive honkers it's not even funny
I want the Emilia Perez surgery
if I manage to save $40k for bottom surgery then $10-15k implants is gonna be childs play. not like i can get a mortgage as a foreign national anyway

i was asking a prof for advice wrt grad school a bit ago and mentioned some of my friends have bought houses at my age and she just looked at me like who the fuck are your friends

anyway its probably not the best to compare myself to like ppl who graduated on time with a stem degree lol

looked at mortgages n stuff briefly bc i feel like itd be stupid to piss away half my income on rent every month if i could buy a house. anyway turns out i would need a stupid big downpayment to avoid pissing away at least double what i make on those payments + interest + property taxes + repairs. rich people's game til the very end...
i say this but max had to devise a pulley system to be able to take showers of acceptable heat and theyre still not coming to do the Big Fix because it's expensive. fix your damn investment property asshole i live in this dump. been looking at some slightly pricier apartments just cause i really want a living room n better desk situation and wowsers. not living in a studio apartment becomes really appealing when you are no longer a student lol