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people weren't even this excited for Kissinger to die

EDIT: people are speculating about a medical event, but there's no actual news about the blessed event actually occurring

@aleen I was pretty hyped tho.

@aleen You really got my hopes up here, Aleen.

@dmoren @aleen You have no idea how quickly I went to CNN dot com only be as disappointed as ever.

@joesteel @dmoren oh no, I'm sorry. I wouldn't get your hopes up like that on purpose

@dmoren @aleen Same. I had to go check the news just in case it might have been for real.

@TracyTThomas I'm sorry! I edited my post for clarity

@aleen Ha, no worries. I got your point.

@dmoren @aleen It’s like the soviet joke. The obituary I want to see will make the front page.