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Natasha

🇪🇺2d ago

The true meaning of Easter, by Stephen Collins (who writes his own amazing #AltText)

"PAGAN GODDESS: Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival!

BECKY: You mean … Jesus …?

PAGAN GODDESS: I mean shagging, Vicky."

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Tito Swineflu

@Natasha_Jay my kid went to a swedish school, where we learned that the easter witch goes to a high field to have an orgy with the devil and then returns to poop out eggs for the children. So some people are keeping the reason for the season in mind.