Mastodawn

"How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

"A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

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Ben Hammond 2d ago

@graste

that word repeated over and over,
my tired eyes now read as 'coprolite'

and I cannot unsee it...

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João Tiago Rebelo (NAFO J-121)2d ago

@benh it is called "Slopilot". If you think hard enough on how to say it (is it "Slo-pilot" or "Slop-ilot"?) you might be able to forget the fossilized poop one.
@graste

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D. G. Marshall

@jt_rebelo @benh @graste

One day, Slopalot will be the Monty Python musical about how this technology set the world on fire. Literally. The world is burning already. Stop that. Stop it right now.