Good news everyone! These folks have a can full of rocks they say can stop you from aging. It only costs $11,000. Their clinical data indicates you should buy four of them

https://www.teslabiohealing.com/products/tesla-biohealer-biophotonizer-m

MedBed Generator

“In addition to the biophoton emitting cannisters, the company also sells bottled water — 24-packs of 16.9 ounce bottles of Tennessee spring water — for $150. The company says the water has been imbued with ‘life force energy’ that can increase energy and libido, improve breathing, digestion and sleep, reduce pain and lead to ‘vivid dreams to indicate enhanced brain activity.’

At Walmart, a 24-pack of 16.9 ounce of generic brand water bottles retails for less than $4.”

https://apnews.com/article/tesla-miracle-cure-biohealers-medbeds-covid-tiktok-1a790089931d601199c5a07331b7e42b

Miracle cures: Online conspiracy theories are creating a new age of unproven medical treatments

Online conspiracy theories have created a new age of fringe medical treatments and supposed miracle cures. The internet has become a clearing house for untested and even potentially dangerous medical products. They range from unproven supplements and remedies for aging to alternative treatments for COVID-19. Some of the people who are pushing these treatments have attracted the attention of federal regulators. But many continue to sell their products as these people exploit lingering fears from the pandemic and a lack of trust in traditional medicine. Experts say it recalls the period in the 19th century when peddlers selling cure-all ointments and powders traveled the country fleecing unsuspecting people. Today's scammers just need access to the internet.

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It's an extra nice touch that the page advertising the can full of rocks that supposedly stops aging is full of pictures where the cans full of rocks that supposedly stop aging have obviously been photoshopped in

@jalefkowit Joke's on them, those rocks were actually taken from the Beach That Makes You Old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etaA94eM2AE

Joe Rogan Went To The Beach That Makes You Old (feat. Ben Shapiro)

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