Her: I am not sure if you're trying to present as a man or as a butch lesbian

Me: I'm presenting as a human being.

Her: that isn't enough for me to figure it out

Me: figure out what?

Her:

Me:

Her: are you a boy or a girl?

Me: oh I'm an adult but if you're really curious gender isn't one of the social constructs I really vibe with

Her: what social constructs do you vibe with?

Me: pretty cool with North, South, East, West, but I'm kinda not going to participate in Up and Down or Left and Right in socially acceptable ways sometimes

Her: the cardinal directions aren't a social construct

Me: they are