Mastodawn

The Equinox EV is officially so irritating that I'm going to ragequit errands and play with my bicycle.

It has a near-EX90 amount of alerts I can't figure out how to disable without (maybe?) disabling safety features.

When everything is an alert, none of the alerts make sense or matter!!!!!!!

I had to go into a menu just to swap from CONSTANT SEAT VIBRATIONS to CONSTANT BEEPS and this enraging pile still beeps at me WHILE IT'S PARKED and I'M JUST SITTING IN IT.

If anyone knows how to limit these to only alerts for actual peril versus "your blinker is on," let me know.

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Stef Schrader 1d ago

I have now tested the vehicle from our work test fleet (driven it to my house and a couple places) and my verdict is "...will a train get to and back from Maple Syrup Easter Brunch in Massachusetts tomorrow morning?"