Mastodawn

Him: "It's pepper so you probably don't want to use a lot of it..."

Me: [pouring the entire thing onto my food while staring at him]

Him: "You do you, girl."

@gwynnion I'm a pepperhead and introduced my father in law to a new hot sauce. I told him, try just a little. He filled a tablespoon and forever after talked about how I tried to kill him with that sauce.

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NaomiElizabeth 13h ago

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