emmaforgot my phone while clubbing last night and instead got to experience irl grindr. one dude told me i was beautiful and then said “im 100% straight but tonight i want to try everything.” another guy opened with “are you a boy or a girl” and then when i was clearly not thrilled said “i just wanted to say that you look great”
u kinda forget what a good protection a phone is from unwanted social interaction. usually in those moments id be playing balatro or texting a friend, but since i wasnt doing that these dudes took it as an invitation to try the worst pickup attempts in history