Mastodawn

u kinda forget what a good protection a phone is from unwanted social interaction. usually in those moments id be playing balatro or texting a friend, but since i wasnt doing that these dudes took it as an invitation to try the worst pickup attempts in history

emma Apr 4

forgot my phone while clubbing last night and instead got to experience irl grindr. one dude told me i was beautiful and then said “im 100% straight but tonight i want to try everything.” another guy opened with “are you a boy or a girl” and then when i was clearly not thrilled said “i just wanted to say that you look great”

emma Apr 2

why is there no claude max polycule plan

emma Mar 30

there are apparently no more direct flights from berlin to tbilisi?? :c

emma Mar 29

emma Jan 3

it’s rly important that we keep enhancing the surveillance capabilities of the regime that randomly bombs countries and kidnaps their leaders. they need to be able to compromise everyone on the planets privacy bc that’s how we defend our western values and freedom.

or whatever it is u dumbfucks at trenchant, interrupt, vigilant, dataflow, cellebrite, etc. think