Memes & Jokes for Masto Folks18h ago
Martin
I've always wanted to work undercover, but my wife kicks me out of the bed before 8.
Apr 3 at 11:43pmWeb
Show threadDarrell Bowles23h ago
@mcourcel I'm amused.
Show threadMartin23h ago
@vol4life8657 At least someone is. lolol!
Show threadMarie Elizabeth Bayar23h ago
@mcourcel Silly Frenchman!
Show threadMartin23h ago
@SapphireRose91 Lolol!
Show threadYourFavoriteAtheist🇨🇦23h ago
@mcourcel I would suggest becoming a private investigator. But your wife might have a problem with that. Just based on the name alone.
Show threadMartin23h ago
@Cam I knew a dude way back when that actually was trying to become a private investigator. I wonder if he was successful. He liked to be called Chip, for some reason.
Show threadErin, a bendy geek in Toronto23h ago
@mcourcel It’s not that I can’t sleep; it’s that you’re auditioning for a role as a chainsaw in the deep woods!
Show threadMartin23h ago
@eldavey So you randomly came on to Mastodon, just to report on my snoring? I'm totally recording you next time when you snore. Lol!
Show threadErin, a bendy geek in Toronto22h ago
@mcourcel Your mention of me is as loud as your snoring... honestly, I thought there was a bear in the room!
Show threadMunchkinbear21h ago
@mcourcel @eldavey you know what, one of these days we'll get you both snoring and put them both in a multitrack editor and see who's louder.
Show threadMartin21h ago
@munchkinbear @eldavey Nerd!!!! Lol!