I've always wanted to work undercover, but my wife kicks me out of the bed before 8.
@mcourcel It’s not that I can’t sleep; it’s that you’re auditioning for a role as a chainsaw in the deep woods!
@eldavey So you randomly came on to Mastodon, just to report on my snoring? I'm totally recording you next time when you snore. Lol!
@mcourcel Your mention of me is as loud as your snoring... honestly, I thought there was a bear in the room!