myrmepropagandistI went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.
The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!
(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)
Derek PennycuffThe real "wavestopper" that will protect your brain is a robust ad blocker, and get off of facebook.
If I say that ads give out brainrot waves would people be more excited about this?
Laura "Tegan" Gjovaag ⛈ 🐸@futurebird
I haven't spent any significant time on Facebook in years, and even before then, my adblocking software tended to remove the worst of the crap. So... yeah.
I haven't spent any significant time on Facebook in years, and even before then, my adblocking software tended to remove the worst of the crap. So... yeah.
Eric LawtonI did get of FB and, honestly, we got a steel roof because it lasts longer than shingles, not as a wavestopper, but I guess it works, at least for overhead sources.
goaty goats (she) 
@futurebird ads genuinely cause palpable constant psychic damage and the capitalists are making it harder and harder to avoid it. every billboard i see makes me wish i had a rocket launcher
Nonya Bidniss@futurebird And stay off Fox News
swopeI wish Mastodon had something stronger than boost or star.