@MedeaVanamonde @Shivviness @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote

*slaps behind of bear*
"this bad boy can fit so much heroin in it"

@ColesStreetPothole @MedeaVanamonde @Shivviness @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote

Baloo from The Jungle Book is a sloth bear (Melursus ursinus), a species native to the Indian subcontinent. While often depicted as a lovable, lazy, and greyish-brown bear in Disney adaptations, he is based on a real, typically black-furred, and highly defensive, insect-eating species.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baloo

there is no specific data mentioning the volume of a sloth bear's colon.

if there is anyone who has access to a dead sloth bear could they see what volume of water it holds.

but as a guess:

“Normal morphology of the digestive system in brown bear (Ursus arctos)”

The colon has a length of approximately 1.2-1.5 m

https://iuls.ro/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/02-17_Munteanu_Alexandru_en.pdf

Brown bears generally weigh between 80 and 600 kg

Adult sloth bears typically weigh between 55 and 145 kg

145 ÷ 600 ~ 25%

baloo’s colon is 150/4 cm long

~40cm

human colon 8 cm in diameter

A sloth bear is 145 ÷ 70 ~ 2x the weight of a human

baloo’s colon is 8*2 cm wide

~16cm

The human colon can expand to over 12 cm

= stretch 1.5x

16*1.5=24cm

24*40=960cm3

Cocaine density varies depending on its form and compaction, but solid, compressed cocaine (such as in a 1 kg brick) has a high density, often exceeding 0.9gm/cm3

baloo could stuff 1kg of compressed blow up his bum.

Direct from producers in countries like Colombia or Bolivia, a pure kilogram typically costs between $4,000 and $6,000.

@glasspusher

@Gorfram

Grizzly bears and brown bears are the same species (Ursus arctos), but "grizzly" typically refers to smaller, inland subspecies (U. a. horribilis) in North America, while "brown bear" refers to larger, coastal populations with access to salmon. Coastal bears can be over twice the size of interior grizzlies.

https://www.nathab.com/blog/alaska-story-grizzly-bears-and-brown-bears

i used to love gentle ben.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentle_Ben

4 kg is stretching ben's colon to the limit, he will feel like he is bursting for the loo.

he will be more comfortable with 3kg.

https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/116102125835007562

enjoy your easter trip evelyn.

@Gorfram

A gram can be approximated to 10 lines.

1000*10*2.5=25,000 lines of coke

12K each

assuming you don't sleep (probable)

12000/48= 250 lines/hr

or 4 lines a minute.

>1 g = potentially lethal

https://litfl.com/cocaine-toxicity-ccc/

Cocaine has a short elimination half-life of approximately 1 hour

i personally would not do more than 8 lines/hr

“There she goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

@glasspusher

@Gorfram @glasspusher

i already split it 50/50 here:

if we do it by body weight, then assuming you are 50 kg and ben is 200kg it should be 25/75.

but you could make it a party.

a #mastodonMeetUp

@DamonHD