'Here's a shot of me me with my back to a two tonne mammal which moves faster on land than most people and can destroy seals.'
Why are people so dumb?
The story in case anyone missed it.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360960259/person-rushed-hospital-sea-lion-bite
Whoops! It was actually a surfer who was bitten by the shark.
https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/surfer-bitten-sea-lion-brighton-beach
Mea culpa!
The ODT has a photo of the surfer and thankfully, the injuries appear to be minor.
I live on a Dunedin sea lion beach and can't recall anyone being bitten by a sea lion before. You get used to the big lumpy neighbours living nearby and most people keep a respectful distance.