I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!

(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)

@futurebird That price tag was A Choice

@serverlessaoife

Maybe? The "wavestopper" boxers are $78 ... I don't see a pattern in the other prices.

IDK I don't know every creepy number what do you think:

havnwear. com/collection/best-sellers

@futurebird @serverlessaoife I’d expect the baseball/trucker hat to have dog whistle pricing before the beanie.