I've learned a few unpleasant things about #academia that should be useful to know to young folks.
1. Doing a PhD in the Scandy #humanities makes you *less* employable after those four years than if you had just had a normal job.
2. Being highly productive in top scientific research venues is far, far less important to an academic getting tenure than just being buddies with the director of a department. Scandy uni departments aren't even evaluated on research productivity.