Mastodawn

Would you rather be a cowboy, a samurai, or a pirate

16.1%

35.2%

48.7%

Poll ended at Apr 6 at 1:08am.

lmao i love the immediacy people are responding to this poll with zero explanation, like this is a question everyone's just ready to answer

every fucking poll has some smartass chiming in with “what about option D???” by now

nope, just cowboy, samurai, pirate

everyone's somehow got an answer locked and loaded

@lety I feel like these cover most things older people played pretend as kids. Only thing I could think of to add is Ninja/Power Ranger.

@VirsagoStein I think I upset someone who chimed in with that like 40 responses in by calling them a smartass

But I meant like, “smartass (lovingly)”