Mastodawn

Would you rather be a cowboy, a samurai, or a pirate

Poll ends at Apr 6 at 1:08am.

lmao i love the immediacy people are responding to this poll with zero explanation, like this is a question everyone's just ready to answer

every fucking poll has some smartass chiming in with “what about option D???” by now

nope, just cowboy, samurai, pirate

everyone's somehow got an answer locked and loaded

@lety cowboys are inherently gay culture and I chose cowboy out of respect for the game

@tunafishtiger based based based

@tunafishtiger @lety cowboys are the gay ones!? see "Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Second Edition" https://www.jstor.org/stable/j.ctt9qfq2r

@mensrea @lety we can all be gay if we’re lucky, it’s not a competition