No WWDC ticket this year. I only go for the SVP selfies anyway. #wwdc

Back in 2011 while standing in line at the sandwich station in IL4 Caffé Macs, I notice that Phil is in front of me.

I’m planning to order the sandwich special of the day “The Elvis”. IYKYK.

I overhear Phil ordering it, too, and we end up having a hilarious conversation about Elvis, food, and questionable life choices. My people.

Yes, the sandwich was delicious. Yes, I regretted it. Yes, I would do it all over again.