People say "follow your heart". But your heart simply pumps blood within you, recirculating your fluid in the same place. It is critical, but it goes no where. The heart is a follower; an important supporter of your will.

I think you should follow your butt. When it farts, it expels force backward, which exhibits a counter force on you in a forward direction; a tiny bit of a push.

Through small pushes forward, we achieve our goals. Think of your butt and be inspired! 
@[email protected] i will fart very loudly on my next presentation so i get a boost in confidence, thanks epsi!
@epsi butts always inspire me
@sathariel rina's butt must be extra inspiring
@epsi inspiring, biteable and spankable, such a perfect butt
@sathariel I hope one day you are able to spank it with great force 
@[email protected] This changed the way I look at the world. Thanks epsi ​

@epsi when they say 'follow your heart' maybe they mean 'move a bit to the left' 🛠️  

if someone says 'follow your liver' however, tell them to fuck off

@epsi no u :duckbutt:
@epsi I prefer George Clinton’s (Parliament Funkadelic) maxim: Free your mind and your ass will follow.

@epsi

but, my butt is... following me... i, uh... i'm... it's not... uhhhh... how can i?... uhhhhhh...