I just spent 7 days in Australia and didn't see a single spider. I did see a bunch of kangaroos hanging out by the airport, probably plane spotters.
@grumpygamer there's a head camera video where a guy is paragliding touching down in a remote area and within a second of landing a kangaroo comes up and punches him then hops away and that's been my established model for what greets anyone arriving by air in Australia
@jplebreton Yeah, happen right after you pass through immigration, then you wade though a pool of spiders then worst of all, you have to drink a Fosters.
@grumpygamer @jplebreton Then some guy comes over and tells you that your cutlery is inadequate.