Friend!

When was the last time you changed your smoke detector batteries?

I did it on change of Prime Minister but that got too hectic for a bit there. #libspill #spill #auspol

#domesticengineering #safety #fire #home

@Thegriffyn Prime Ministers should definitely be changed more often than smoke alarm batteries.

And by changed I mean https://getinthesea.au/.

#AppeasePoseidon - Get in the Sea

For the good of the nation, we must appease Poseidon. To appease Poseidon, our Prime Minister must get in the sea.