ok you know what metroid character i actually want. zebesian/prime series style space pirate but they're just like a normal guy. if the galactic federation um so that just happened guy from prime 4 was just a space pirate species guy he would be so endearing to me
this was one of my absolute favorite images as a kid
space pirate osha: high command says you have to replace the morph ball sized tubes. they're an unacceptable safety hazard. you know tallon metroids can get through these right
pirate: they're so cost effective though
space pirate osha: you know what's cost effective, not building a new base every year because samus blew the last one up
pirate: okayyyy whateverrrrr
*five minutes later*
pirate: so we're ordering more morph ball sized tubes right
pirate 2: well obviously.