@0xabad1dea Much to my chagrin, I share a first and last name with a GI doctor.

SO MUCH medical recruiting spam, with some insane numbers for take home if I'm willing to do 12+ surgeries a day.

I'm down to wishing for persistently annoying misfortune to strike the data brokers who have merged my contact information with his data, because it's a losing fight doing anything else like opting out and chasing down individual brokers as I find them doing so.