"Moon's haunted." <ka-klick>

@mwl

  • Can we go again?

  • That's better than Disney's Space Mountain ride!

  • Can someone validate my parking?

  • Do I get AirMiles?

@sirwumpus @mwl "we ran out of beer at about light year 3"
@mwl This. Is. No. Moon.
@mwl
“They managed all of World War 3 while we were up there?”

@mwl

"Sorry we're late, finding the exit of that roundabout was really hard."

@mwl no need to panic, it's just the Nasaghasts doing their thing: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Nasaghast
Nasaghast

The Nasaghasts are a trio of deceased NASA astronauts who, after their shuttle was sabotaged, leading to their deaths, became the undead protectors of every NASA astronaut. Tier: At least 8-C Name: Nasaghast Origin: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Age: Unknown Gender: N/A Classification: Astronaut Ghosts Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Illusion Creation, Intangibility (Immaterial), Possession, Sizeshifting, Regeneration (Mid; the final Nasaghast managed to...

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@mwl "Hey! Who turned out the lights?"

@mwl

"We're finally off that damn sound stage!"

@mwl @cstross for next fly, Please give us a Mac.

@mwl

"Take us to your lizard."

@mwl @evoterra Wait! Where'd all the apes go?
@mwl @cstross Silly. Like we’ll be able to tell its haunted just by orbiting it. It wont be apparent until the landing….

@leadegroot @cstross

Depends on how tall the Dark Side Ghosts are!

Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta

ATLANTA—Forced to call off the approximately $4 billion journey around the moon due to unforeseen delays experienced by its four-member crew, NASA confirmed Thursday that the Artemis II mission failed Thursday after astronauts missed their connecting flight in Atlanta. “We thought we had enough time to stop for a Cinnabon, but before we knew it, […]

The Onion

@mwl

Everyone in the greeting party should be wearing a monkey or ape suit 😉

@mwl

Even better once the craft emerges from the lunar far side the ships onboard clocks need to auto update to 2937 😌

@mwl

  • Does it come in cherry red?
  • That scratch on top, it'll buff out.

@mwl

  • I'll take that one...
@mwl There's always the classic "The thing's hollow—it goes on FOREVER—and, oh my God, it's full of stars!".
@mwl
"They lied to us! About everything!"
<CLICK - end transmission>