Someone try this and tell me if it works.

#humour

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

If you hear weird noises, it is probably me.

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Works on pretty much anything. Except Canada Geese. Those motherfuckers aren't scared of anything.

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

It works.

Spirits can think they can haunt me.
But I haunt them first.

Sometimes we can even evilish laught together and playfully haunt the neighbours too.

Such good nights ~

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon As someone who camps in the wilderniss sometimes: good luck with making weirder sounds than a roaring deer ๐Ÿซฃ
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I did this the other morning. Noise coming out of the tree near the path; coyote or owl IDK. I roared at the bush. It worked because coyotes did not run out of the bushes to eat me. Conclusion: I can defeat imaginary coyotes.