Whenever Luci starts talking a mad amount of shit, I think about this post then pick her up and wiggle her. #catsofmastodon

I had to get up and she started chatting mad shit again.

https://youtu.be/hiP14ED28CA

Jason Derulo - Wiggle feat. Snoop Dogg [Official Music Video]

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@Lewie_Kong

cats are an apex predator but only weigh 5 lbs. this is why they're so indignant when picked up and cuddled

@coolcalmcollected If no want smoochies on the noggin why so pick uppable and smoochie? Huh? They ever thought about that?
@Lewie_Kong as well you should
@xerozohar This indignity is what happens when you're an apex predator that weighs the same as a bag of sugar.

@Lewie_Kong
Big talk, for somebody who's portable.

*picks up and snuggles the apex predator*

@Lewie_Kong I remind mine that they're not the top of the food chain and if let outside the local owl would try to eat them.

and then I pet them and rub their ears as they demand.
@Lewie_Kong Cute, I loved doing this with my childhood cats. Picking them up and giving them cuddles and affection when they were being chatty AF.