RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094

TWO THINGS:

1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.

2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.

Fourth Estate my ass.

Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?

c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!

@blogdiva Wait, theyre using the Fox News approach? Outstanding 😂

@thereverend4253 right?!?!? it just occurred to me those TOS have to be malicious compliance by Microslop’s legal department. there’s no other explanation. they probably spent years telling Nadella, don't do it. then he did slop Copilot on everything, thinking he was outsmarting them. now that it backfired spectacularly, they have to clean his mess.

the more i think about it, the more convinced i am this is their “fuck you, we told you so” to Nadella.

@blogdiva It wouldn't shock me. As my best friend says: who woulda thunk a cloud ding dong would do this?

At least Ballmer was hilarious to see from sideline, probably toxic up close and personal though.

I'm all too familiar with MS doing that kind of stuff and don't get me started with complete breakdown in quality of even CU patches. My god, every patch cycle of product I'm SME in breaks something fundamental.