AnarchoCatgirlism1d ago
Claude Code leaked, you know what that means. Time to break down the worst typescript I've ever seen.

First off this isn't code, its advanced begging. The most common design pattern I can find is just recurseUntilSuccess which is more of a prayer than an efficient architecture.

Shit like this is hard fucking coded into the prompts. Not that the LLM will obey, they just hope it will:

"You are not a lawyer and never comment on the legality of your own prompts and responses."

"In the Sources section, list all relevant URLs from the search results as markdown hyperlinks: [Title](URL). This is MANDATORY - never skip including sources in your response"

"IMPORTANT - The current month is ${currentMonthYear}. You MUST use this year when searching"

"ONLY mark a task as completed when you have FULLY accomplished it"

These people use caps like children. This isn't code, this is begging to a false god that cannot understand your words.

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Show threadAnarchoCatgirlism1d ago
This is the simplest tool in the repo, a simple LLM sleep function. Somehow this thing will consume tokens even when its not fucking doing anything???

Like look at this shit: "Each wake-up costs an API call, but the prompt cache expires after 5 minutes of inactivity — balance accordingly."

That's not a function you idiots, that's an LLM instruction. Sleeping, the simplest fucking thing in the world, takes active processing power for Claude Code. Galaxy brain levels of stupid.
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Show threadAnarchoCatgirlism1d ago
There's a type for logging called AnalyticsMetadata_I_VERIFIED_THIS_IS_NOT_CODE_OR_FILEPATHS that presumably is prompting the LLM coding agent as it writes code. Its used everywhere as a string type for logging, with no extra validation that the string doesn't contain filepaths or code.

here its logging raw error message using the type which could contain either

This is a common pattern. Tons of function names are literally just a full sentence long: useAppStateMaybeOutsideOfProvider. getFeatureValue_CACHED_MAY_BE_STALE, getDynamicConfig_BLOCKS_ON_INIT

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Show threadAnarchoCatgirlism1d ago
Reading source code for the /doctor command. Excuse me what the fuck is this shit. I think the LLM had a fucking stroke.

This is very, very common throughout the code btw. This is not code you can understand. This is slop. This is incomprehensible code in the section of the code base that's supposed to be about verifying your installation. How does anyone know its working?

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Show threadPhosphenes

@AnarchoCatgirlism

Is this code written by Claude or for Claude?

Or both, is Claude writing its own code? 😬

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Show threadOzzelot 7h ago
@Phosphenes @AnarchoCatgirlism I saw somewhere that Anthropic has said Claude is now written by Claude, but I cannot find the source quickly enough.
Show threadEvelyn Estelle5h ago

@ozzelot @Phosphenes @AnarchoCatgirlism

I mean, they at least eat their own dogfood That's good in my books.

Of course, that doesn't make the rest right.

Show threadAnarchoCatgirlism7h ago
@Phosphenes One of their devs was bragging on linkedin that he doesn't commit code anymore, just uses claude and commits what claude writes.

So yes, the slop machine is building itself