I had an appointment at the barber today. You know how some movies are so bad they’re good?

Now not only do I know that there are proofs that the world is flat and that vaccines are changing our DNA and that’s somehow all in the Bible but also my hair is so short, so so short, that I’m kind of scared of whoever that person is in the mirror.

This was like taking a short trip to another world and coming home with a souvenir (a strange almost hairless head). It’s so ridiculous I had to laugh.