INTERCAL: We have keywords like PLEASE and IGNORE because we think it's funny

Anthropic: We have PLEASE and IGNORE *baked into our source-code* because we have no fucking idea how this thing works

Anthropic: "You have no idea what's coming. And neither do we. We literally have no idea how any of this works. Our source-code looks like something you'd be embarrassed to present as a GCSE assignment"

This shambolic dogshit is coming for your white-collar job in 12-18 months*

At least the machine looms fucking WORKED

*12-18 month rolling window, as ever

When this all comes crashing down, remember how little the Epstein Class valued you and your labour
@pikesley I remember when they decided that it was better to boil the Earth and everyone living on it instead of lower consumption just even a little bit. Seems rather par for the course right now.
@PatrickoftheG @pikesley I really need to use "par for the course" more often. It is such a good phrase with indifferent disdain baked into it 
@grob @pikesley One of my favorite expressions, for exactly that reason. Please use it well and use it often.
@pikesley And 90% of my colleagues, apparently.
@theorangetheme @pikesley Oof, the colleagues. That part right there has hurt the most in all this, at least for me.
@pikesley AGI and fusion are always 20 years away.
@emma and a cure for my Type-1 Diabetes (although that's sometimes 10 years)
@pikesley goal posts have shifted, it now doesn't work but that's ok and things have always not worked and you should keep paying the same amount of money anyways
@pikesley There was no GCSE for computer science when I was in secondary school :(. If there was I definitely would have taken it.
4 years after my GCSEs (well I only got a maths one but that is a different story) I was contributing to GCC even.
@pinskia @pikesley I was in the very first year that did GCSEs! I did my Computing project in BBC BASIC.
@robinadams @pinskia I have a GCSE in Computing from 1990 (we were the third GCSE cohort I think)
@pikesley @robinadams So maybe the secondary school I went to didn't offer it at that time which was expected from a school is a poor working class neighborhood of Coventry. They had acorn machines though which gave me a good introduction into that :).

@pinskia @pikesley @robinadams There were CSEs in Computer studies, which involved a decent amount of project work) and O levels in Computer Science (which I think were just exams) prior to to the GCSE.

No idea how widely available they were.

The CSE was pretty easy. I got a grade 1 with things I learned from Your Computer and Popular Computing Weekly magazines. (I'm not exaggerating - I did it as an extra off timetable, so did no lessons)