Yeah I don’t think “my code is running in space” is ever going to get old 🤩 https://soincredibly.gay/@beccadax/statuses/01KN609J9WYDFWMTGMWEDWY4EB
Post by Becca Royal-Gordon, @[email protected]

I just saw one astronaut toss another an iPhone in zero G and let out a squeal that could break glass.

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@Catfish_Man I’m scared that I’ll somehow crash the spaceship.
@mikeash @Catfish_Man memory leaking out the port side of the spaceship causing a small but noticeable rotation
@jrose @mikeash @Catfish_Man This code assumes a gravitational constant and was not tested in zero G.
@jrose @mikeash @Catfish_Man due to mass-energy equivalence, your phone is in fact steadily losing mass as it discharges, subtly changing the center of gravity of the spacecraft

@joe @jrose @Catfish_Man WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.

WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them.

CAUTION: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight.

https://www.cs.cornell.edu/info/people/fcc/humor/warnings.html

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