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Low Quality Facts 1d ago

Me, pitching my invention to increase workplace productivity: It's a pointy stick. You can poke employees with it when they aren't working hard enough.

Investors: Genius. Add AI to it and we will give you a billion dollars.

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Marcello Bastéa-Forte 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts it’s a pointai stick

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LilFluff 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts right up until they realize Mars Academy's security department patented Sharp pointy sticks years ago meaning they're in the public domain now and they don't have to pay you a dime.

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Ćosić Samir 1d ago

@lowqualityfacts you do have a choice, pick up your communication device and make the call. You might not like the way you are contributing right now, but there are other ways. Is your ass lazy ??? Just wait until we build those agricultural warehouses. You can pick a vegetable or a fruit you like the most, then take care of it for us. Wanna be sitting down ?? We can do that too. Assembly line, just like the ones in China. You can inspect the produce and put the QC sticker on it !? Now you are as powerful as the president. Just don't ask for any non naturally extracted enhancements.....

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Life's details 🔎1d ago

@lowqualityfacts

I appreciate your honesty.

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Coyoty 8h ago

@lowqualityfacts That mushroom cloud behind the trees will catch me whatever I do, so I'm just going to sit here and rest.