Low Quality FactsApr 1
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Keep Going Pin. Motivational cat posters are out; pins that remind you of your soul-crushing, nonconsensual obligation to contribute to our capitalist society are in.
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Me, pitching my invention to increase workplace productivity: It's a pointy stick. You can poke employees with it when they aren't working hard enough.

Investors: Genius. Add AI to it and we will give you a billion dollars.

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@lowqualityfacts right up until they realize Mars Academy's security department patented Sharp pointy sticks years ago meaning they're in the public domain now and they don't have to pay you a dime.
Apr 1 at 6:27pmWeb