Derek Pennycuff
Staff Chief of JointsBullshit canceling headphones.
Meznor UNGRATEFUL MIDDLE POWER@the_etrain slop-canceling headphones
billion dollar ideas
antti 💆♂️🎧🌊@Meznor @the_etrain ad & ai blocking smart glasses also please
Woozle Hypertwinfact-checking headphones & browser plugin
Hot Dog Water, will not complyIf I just drive a railroad spike in each ear it might do me alright.
Level 98 🇺🇦@GGMcBG @the_etrain Something similar was attempted a while back by Phineas Gage. The results were mixed.
Cegorach@the_etrain SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Garth Cummings@the_etrain AKA earplugs.
JustaJason 🦜@the_etrain You're on to something.
Nick@the_etrain These headphones won’t play Nickelback.
calcius@the_etrain
shut up and take my money
shut up and take my money
Jonathan Lamothe@the_etrain These days, what does that leave?
@me
Grunts and farts, mostly.
Grunts and farts, mostly.
Flesh & bone by the telephone@the_etrain I think you're gonna need more than headphones...
argonaut@the_etrain @lisamelton these days those would be almost indistinguishable from earplugs…
joe•iuculano 
Yeah, I'd buy those.
bananamangodog@the_etrain Where do I put in my order?