Soldier of FORTRAN 
Ugh, I hate April 1 on the internet. Here come a bunch of really cool stories or product announcements, oops just kidding we're not doing that, back to the doldrums for you.
Paul Hoffman@mainframed767 I'm seeing fewer every year, and am happy about that. But the Kagi home screen today certainly goes for the Old Skool humor in a good way.