Steve BellovinI don't normally do April 1 posts, but some years ago I wrote an April 1 RFC: https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3514.txt. Some responses I received are at https://www.cs.columbia.edu/~smb/3514.html.
Paul Hoffman@SteveBellovin Just because you wrote one of the few actually-funny ones doesn't mean you should keep reminding us of how few there were.... :-)