RE: https://flipboard.com/@npr/science-uk3a4d92z/-/a-tkTCk9fjQAWVKpNfbKV87Q%3Aa%3A3195441-%2F0

I read the headline and thought it was satirical, like “Study finds that water is wet.” Then I saw it was NPR.

Now we just need a corporate buzzword to summarize this study, and the cycle will be complete.