Mastodawn

I never knew it was that simple.

@lowqualityfacts It's probably just as helpful, doing it this way.

@lowqualityfacts Thank you for providing this scientific methodology. Apparently, with a BMI less than 3, I need more snacks 'n stuff.

@lowqualityfacts For everyone wondering about units, use the standard ones:
Height: mm
Weight: Metric tons
Age: ms

My BMI is 0,000000003! So accurate

@crashlogger @lowqualityfacts I solved the units problem by converting my Weight to head in ft of water, so I have a bmi of -0.036 ft/year

What makes it complicated is that you have to measure these quantities in the potrzebie system.

hrm... 6.8 feels high.

@lowqualityfacts 2.4 seems low-ish.
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