I found this ancient banana under my kitchen shelves
I found this ancient banana under my kitchen shelves
Sooo…
Are you gonna eat that?
I think I got a roll of stale duct tape around, wanna go install it as an art museum exhibit? We should probably get at least $6000 for it, to split of course…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggSVPIsIOOg
No guarantees if my duct tape sticks though, but still worth $6000 right?


In highschool, someone as a joke put a banana in the laptop pouch of my backpack, figuring that I’d find it later that day and wonder where it came from.
I didn’t have a laptop, and I didn’t use that pouch. It was a separate zipper, and was heavily padded, and I had no idea it was there. They forgot about it.
After a few days, I kept noticing a wet spot wherever I set my bag down. After a few weeks, the weird rotting look at the bottom of my bag was too much to ignore. I investigated, and the horrors that were at the bottom of that pouch are not the likes I’d speak here.