Mastodawn

Flying Spaghetti Monster says global warming, hurricanes, and natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of pirates.

What more proof do you need.

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Adriano 8h ago

@selzero what the heck is that chart

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$₽€₵₭¥8h ago

@adriano @selzero a really great example for p-hacking in the name of it's noodlyness!

If you're not too religious look up pastafari, if you are … you can still do, but it may hurt your feelings ;)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 丂卩ㄚㄒ千ㄚ尺乇 🇪🇺8h ago

@selzero
I followed FSMism for a while but was ultimately seduced to Dudeism, abiding, white Russian drinks, taking it easy and of course: having a rug that really ties the room together, man.

@selzero 👍👍👍

@selzero 2026 is going to make or break this theory, as the entirety of the USMC are now pirates (or possible privateers, although I highly doubt Trump has the capacity to write a letter of marque).

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Jack the Frosted Count 8h ago

@sleet01 @selzero Not a Presidential power, anyway, although the way the current white house counsel office seems to work is "draft the EO, inquire whether we're making up new authority later."

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