Jeff Watkins
Low Quality FactsI get that everyone is all like "Low Quality Facts should post real facts today for April Fools' Day", but I need you to understand that doing so would cause me to spontaneously combust.
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Kyle Brown 
@lowqualityfacts is that a real fact or an april fools joke?
Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫@lowqualityfacts
There are no true facts about the world, only higher or lower quality descriptions of it.
There are no true facts about the world, only higher or lower quality descriptions of it.
Ratboy (reformed dino pirate)@lowqualityfacts
Wait, does this imply that normally the facts are not real?
Wait, does this imply that normally the facts are not real?
Amy Maybe
Alex 🔧🔮🌎🪿
@jaykass @lowqualityfacts
Okay... Let's unpack this. This isn't an inherent statement about reality itself.
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Gabriele Marcosanti 
@lowqualityfacts do not worry about that. It may hurt a bit at the beginning, but then you won't feel it anymore.
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈@lowqualityfacts and that is bad because...?