I get that everyone is all like "Low Quality Facts should post real facts today for April Fools' Day", but I need you to understand that doing so would cause me to spontaneously combust.
@lowqualityfacts
Wait, does this imply that normally the facts are not real?

@jaykass @lowqualityfacts
Okay... Let's unpack this. This isn't an inherent statement about reality itself.

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