Ranking Every Star Trek Movie by its Main Theme

> I legitimately despise April Fools pranks. Instead, I like to celebrate April the first with silly and outlandish things. As I've done multiple times. For 2026, I've written this article.

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@gardiner_bryant So agreed on Generations.

That theme kept playing through my mind endlessly when I came out of the theater after seeing it, and when it slowly faded over the days after, I bought the soundtrack CD just to recapture it. Not worth it, but hey, besides the music, it did give me an extra 23 tracks featuring such highlights as "Enterprise B Doors Open" (00:17), "Enterprise D Transporter" (00:16), "Hypo Injector" (0:07) and "Door Chime" (00:10). Which of course I faithfully ripped when digitizing my CD collection, so which now sometimes give me much joy when I put things on totally random shuffle. :D