it's april fools! and that means the internet will be flooded with lies and misinformation

to which i say NO MORE. there will be NO lies today on my stream. instead we learn SCIENCE. and TRUTH

thus i'm watching episodes of a 90s CANADIAN CHILDREN'S NATURE TV SHOW called ACORN THE NATURE NUT.

https://www.bimbo.city

wait. what canadian city is this. this was recorded in the mid 90s does anyone know
john acorn has explained sex to us
everyone who gets a fursona is like "oh my fursona sparkles and has a giant tail and is 2000 feet tall" you are being eaten by the nearest predator. learn from nature. get a fursona that can curl up and look like a dead leaf, be safe
at the very least incorporate it into yourself. admit you aren't colored neon green because it's party rave fun rawr you're colored that way to warn predators that you are extremely toxic if eaten
slug girl who calls her fullbody nudes foot pics
this is the best stream i've ever done
things i need to incorporate into being a butterfly fursona: getting drunk all the time i guess???
TIME FOR HIS SECRET BIRDWATCHING SHOW THAT I THOUGHT WAS LOST MEDIA FOR A WHILE
final episode learning about skinks
he's recommending his favorite web pages about skinks. this is amazing
blue tounged skink info.

@junebug @vicariousbirding

Long, long ago, when I was a kid, I met an illiterate bloke who kept a collection of geckos.

He'd found one and on asking people about it someone sent him to the library.

He was so obsessed that he taught himself to read so he could learn about lizards.

Hi collection grew to hundreds and he toured it around the country, exhibiting in libraries.

@junebug I actually remember that page! I kept a blue-tongue skink at the time and enjoyed reading every webpage I could find about them.

(I also keep a blue-tongue skink now, though not the same skink.)

@junebug (enclosed please find skink.)
@junebug I had to do a double take because I thought this was Tom Scott
@junebug Whoa. WHOA. Content warning, please! :)
@junebug images taken of my life it seems
@lucretia this guy is sorta like you if your childhood was just all the adutls in your life going "yeah you should go look for bugs in the yard here's all the science equipment you need to do so"
@junebug they all live in Lisa Frank World so it's camouflage
@junebug the sparkledogs sparkle as a signal to predators that they're poisonous if ingested
@junebug are you unaware of vore fetish? Do you think everyone else is unaware of vore?
@junebug or at least pick agouti as fur colour

@junebug "my fursona is a neon blue wolf"

congratulations! your lunch saw you coming a mile off. you have two options: become a carrot farmer, or starve.

@philpem i have had it pointed out to me that there is a third option: eat enough poison that this becomes a signifier of your toxicity levels
@junebug don't pretend they aren't advertizing their edibility
@junebug i do see your point but i struggle to think of what predators are going to get me at 2000 feet tall :3

@junebug

I think if your sona *is* 610 meters tall you probably are the nearest predator x3

@karb yeah and that pack of wolverines absolutely can't take down a caribou it's too big and scary. LIFE FINDS A WAY